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海螺自壳,恶蟹“建国”

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发表于 2015-7-8 11:47:05 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式 来自 北京市
  生活在海岸边的强盗寄居蟹(一个爱残害海螺的寄居蟹的绰号)想找个海螺壳寄居,便在海底寻找目标。它看见一个小海螺便游过去蛮横无理地说:“喂,大胆小海螺!所有的海底都是我螃蟹的国域,所有的海底都是我螃蟹的领地,你小小海螺怎敢不经我大大螃蟹的允许,就贸然侵略我国狂闯我地?所有海底上的泥污,都是我螃蟹的领土!你不声不响就忽然闯入,这不是对我悍然侵略公开挑衅吗?我螃蟹的这片海底领土神圣不可侵犯,你赶快给我滚蛋!”
  小海螺忙往后退,它边退边向强盗寄居蟹道歉:“对不起!螃蟹大哥,我不知道这片海底是你的领土,我现在就退出你的领土。”说着它就退到了一块沉在海底的鹅卵石上。
  强盗寄居蟹追过来依然野蛮地说:“不行!这块鹅卵石也是我这个螃蟹享有主权的领土,你快从我的这块鹅卵石上立即滚出!”
  小海螺又退到了一棵海带上。强盗寄居蟹又追上来骂道:“这棵海带也是我螃蟹享有主权的的领土,你快快从我的这棵海带领土上立刻滚出!”
  小海螺又忙退到了一块珊瑚礁上。螃蟹仍然追着它不依不饶地说:“这丛珊瑚礁也是本螃蟹老子的领土,快滚!快滚!”









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