【!498】 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 17:36 标题: 一次,乌龟和兔子赛跑,结果兔子太骄傲,被乌龟抢先了。兔子拼死狂追,结果撞到树上死了,恰巧一农夫经过这里,拿起了兔子回家煮了吃,从此他便整日守在这里,不干活。庄稼 一次,乌龟和兔子赛跑,结果兔子太骄傲,被乌龟抢先了。兔子拼死狂追,结果撞到树上死了,恰巧一农夫经过这里,拿起了兔子回家煮了吃,从此他便整日守在这里,不干活。庄稼短了不少,然后他就把庄稼拔高一截。这就是龟兔赛跑、守株待兔和揠苗助长的故事。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 17:38 标题: 前几天朋友说他要参加个婚礼,跟我换几天车用用,我一口答应了下来,结果到了碰头的地方我把车钥匙拿给他后,他丫竟然丢给我一张公交卡!我气愤的囔囔了句,用完记得加油! 前几天朋友说他要参加个婚礼,跟我换几天车用用,我一口答应了下来,结果到了碰头的地方我把车钥匙拿给他后,他丫竟然丢给我一张公交卡!我气愤的囔囔了句,用完记得加油!他满口答应。结果今天还车,他竟然对着我和车子喊了起来:“加油,加油,加油...”作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 17:39 标题: 爸爸买了台测谎机器人,儿子回家了,爸爸问:这次考试多少名?儿子答:第一。机器人立马给了儿子一耳光,儿子承认是倒数第一,爸爸给了儿子一脚:你爸我当年从来都是第一的 爸爸买了台测谎机器人,儿子回家了,爸爸问:这次考试多少名?儿子答:第一。机器人立马给了儿子一耳光,儿子承认是倒数第一,爸爸给了儿子一脚:你爸我当年从来都是第一的!机器人一耳光给了爸爸。这时妈妈过来怪爸爸:别这么狠心,怎么说也是你亲生儿子。机器人又是一耳光。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:33 标题: A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
不善始者不善终。
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
不善始者不善终。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:33 标题: A bad workman always blames his tools.
不会撑船怪河弯。 A bad workman always blames his tools.
不会撑船怪河弯。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:34 标题: A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.
一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。 A bird in the hand is worth than two in the bush.
一鸟在手胜过双鸟在林。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:35 标题: A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.
吹牛与说谎本是同宗。 A boaster and a liar are cousins-german.
吹牛与说谎本是同宗。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:35 标题: A bully is always a coward.
色厉内荏。
A bully is always a coward.
色厉内荏。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:36 标题: A burden of one's choice is not felt.
爱挑的担子不嫌重。 A burden of one's choice is not felt.
爱挑的担子不嫌重。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:36 标题: A candle lights others and consumes itself.
蜡烛照亮别人,却毁灭了自己。 A candle lights others and consumes itself.
蜡烛照亮别人,却毁灭了自己。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:36 标题: A cat has 9 lives.
猫有九条命。 A cat has 9 lives.
猫有九条命。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:37 标题: A cat may look at a king.
人人平等 A cat may look at a king.
人人平等作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:40 标题: A close mouth catches no flies.
病从口入。
A close mouth catches no flies.
病从口入。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:41 标题: A constant guest is never welcome.
常客令人厌。
A constant guest is never welcome.
常客令人厌。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:41 标题: Actions speak louder than words.
事实胜于雄辩。 Actions speak louder than words.
事实胜于雄辩。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:41 标题: Adversity leads to prosperity.
穷则思变。
Adversity leads to prosperity.
穷则思变。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:41 标题: Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
逆境出人才。
Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
逆境出人才。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:42 标题: A fair death honors the whole life.
死得其所,流芳百世。 A fair death honors the whole life.
死得其所,流芳百世。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:42 标题: A faithful friend is hard to find.
知音难觅。
A faithful friend is hard to find.
知音难觅。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:42 标题: A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.
吃一堑,长一智。 A fall into a pit, a gain in your wit.
吃一堑,长一智。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:43 标题: A fox may grow gray, but never good.
江山易改,本性难移。
A fox may grow gray, but never good.
江山易改,本性难移。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:43 标题: A friend in need is a friend indeed.
患难见真情 A friend in need is a friend indeed.
患难见真情作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:43 标题: A friend is easier lost than found.
得朋友难,失朋友易。
A friend is easier lost than found.
得朋友难,失朋友易。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:44 标题: A friend is never known till a man has need.
需要之时方知友。 A friend is never known till a man has need.
需要之时方知友。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:44 标题: A friend without faults will never be found.
没有十全十美的朋友。 A friend without faults will never be found.
没有十全十美的朋友。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:44 标题: 'After you' is good manners.
“您先请”是礼貌。
'After you' is good manners.
“您先请”是礼貌。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:44 标题: A good beginning is half done.
良好的开端是成功的一半。
A good beginning is half done.
良好的开端是成功的一半。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:45 标题: A good beginning makes a good ending.
善始者善终。 A good beginning makes a good ending.
善始者善终。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:45 标题: A good book is a good friend.
好书如挚友。
A good book is a good friend.
好书如挚友。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:45 标题: A good book is a good friend.
好书如挚友。
A good book is a good friend.
好书如挚友。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:47 标题: A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
一本好书,相伴一生。 A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.
一本好书,相伴一生。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:48 标题: A good conscience is a soft pillow.
不做亏心事,不怕鬼叫门。
A good conscience is a soft pillow.
不做亏心事,不怕鬼叫门。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:48 标题: A good fame is better than a good face.
美名胜过美貌。
A good fame is better than a good face.
美名胜过美貌。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:50 标题: A good husband makes a good wife.
夫善则妻贤。
A good husband makes a good wife.
夫善则妻贤。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:53 标题: A good medicine tastes bitter.
良药苦口。 A good medicine tastes bitter.
良药苦口。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:53 标题: A good wife health is a man's best wealth.
妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富 A good wife health is a man's best wealth.
妻贤身体好是男人最大的财富作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:54 标题: A great talker is a great liar.
说大话者多谎言。 A great talker is a great liar.
说大话者多谎言。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:55 标题: A hedge between keeps friendship green.
君子之交淡如水。
A hedge between keeps friendship green.
君子之交淡如水。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:55 标题: A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend.
戏谑不能化敌为友,只能使人失去朋友。
A joke never gains an enemy but loses a friend.
戏谑不能化敌为友,只能使人失去朋友。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:55 标题: A leopard cannot change its spots.
积*难改。
A leopard cannot change its spots.
积*难改。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:56 标题: A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.
说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。
A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.
说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:57 标题: A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.
说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。
在 A liar is not believed when he speaks the truth.
说谎者即使讲真话也没人相信。
在作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:57 标题: A light heart lives long.
静以修身。
A light heart lives long.
静以修身。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:57 标题: A little body often harbors a great soul.
浓缩的都是精品。 A little body often harbors a great soul.
浓缩的都是精品。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:58 标题: A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
一知半解,自欺欺人。 A little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
一知半解,自欺欺人。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:58 标题: A little pot is soon hot.
狗肚子盛不得四两油。
A little pot is soon hot.
狗肚子盛不得四两油。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:59 标题: All are brave when the enemy flies.
敌人逃窜时,人人都成了勇士。 All are brave when the enemy flies.
敌人逃窜时,人人都成了勇士。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 18:59 标题: All good things come to an end.
天下没有不散的筵席。 All good things come to an end.
天下没有不散的筵席。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:01 标题: All rivers run into sea.
海纳百川。
All rivers run into sea.
海纳百川。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:01 标题: All roads lead to Rome.
条条大路通罗马。 All roads lead to Rome.
条条大路通罗马。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:02 标题: All that ends well is well.
结果好,就一切都好。
All that ends well is well.
结果好,就一切都好。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:05 标题: All that glitters is not gold.
闪光的不一定都是金子。 All that glitters is not gold.
闪光的不一定都是金子。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:07 标题: All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事总是由难而易。
All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事总是由难而易。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:08 标题: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
只会用功不玩耍,聪明孩子也变傻。
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
只会用功不玩耍,聪明孩子也变傻。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:09 标题: A man becomes learned by asking questions.
不耻下问才能有学问。
A man becomes learned by asking questions.
不耻下问才能有学问。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:09 标题: A man can do no more than he can.
凡事都应量力而行。 A man can do no more than he can.
凡事都应量力而行。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:10 标题: A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.
一心不能二用。
A man cannot spin and reel at the same time.
一心不能二用。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:10 标题: A man is known by his friends.
什么人交什么朋友。
A man is known by his friends.
什么人交什么朋友。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:10 标题: A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
光说空话不做事,犹如花园光长 A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
光说空话不做事,犹如花园光长刺。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:11 标题: A man without money is no man at all.
一分钱难倒英雄汉。
A man without money is no man at all.
一分钱难倒英雄汉。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:11 标题: A merry heart goes all the way.
心旷神怡,事事顺利。 A merry heart goes all the way.
心旷神怡,事事顺利。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:17 标题: A miss is as good as a mile.
失之毫厘,差之千里。
A miss is as good as a mile.
失之毫厘,差之千里。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:19 标题: A mother's love never changes.
母爱永恒。
A mother's love never changes.
母爱永恒。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:21 标题: An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
一天一苹果,不用请医生。
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
一天一苹果,不用请医生。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:22 标题: A new broom sweeps clean.
新官上任三把火。
A new broom sweeps clean.
新官上任三把火。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:23 标题: An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
以眼还眼,以牙还牙。 An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth.
以眼还眼,以牙还牙。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:25 标题: An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.
一日之计在于晨。
An hour in the morning is worth two in the evening.
一日之计在于晨。 作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:26 标题: An old dog cannot learn new tricks.
老狗学不出新把戏。 An old dog cannot learn new tricks.
老狗学不出新把戏。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-6-30 19:26 标题: An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.
聪明才智,不如运气。
An ounce of luck is better than a pound of wisdom.
聪明才智,不如运气。 作者: 猫奴 时间: 2011-6-30 20:38 标题: [quote][size=2][color=#999999]一笑奈何 发表于 2011-6-30 17:34[/color] [url=forum.php?mo
同喜同喜哈,嘿嘿。作者: 彳亍 时间: 2011-7-1 10:23 标题: 慢慢盖 慢慢盖作者: hxb1986 时间: 2011-7-1 11:00 标题: {:soso__16462110384300926031_3:} {:soso__16462110384300926031_3:}作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-7-1 18:59 标题: 哦也,继续盖楼。 哦也,继续盖楼。作者: 一笑奈何 时间: 2011-7-1 19:02 标题: An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
预防为主,治疗为辅。
An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.
预防为主,治疗为辅。